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SETI extends search to Earth - Fifty years of silence forces life search back to Terrafirma
Australia's mentally-ill "illegal immigrants" - Inspirational government policy merges social canker with political ulcer.
Alzheimer's Strikes Entire Population - Social Scientists admit "it kinda sneaked up on us."
Amerglish: When will the *insert website* learn to spell? - What was Noah Webster (of Webster's Dictionary fame) thinking when he 'dumbed down' the English language 200 years ago?
Building Collapses "on schedule" - Pinoy architects "jubilant", expert consultants sour grapes.
Canberra Destroyed by Fire - Again. "Not terrorism, just tourism."
Australia Welcomes Digital Millennium Copyright Act - "Take everything, just don't invade us."
Duck Wins Search Engine Competition - Well I'll be plucked.
Drugs Link to Beached Whales - Favoring a radical "metabolic biomagnification", Dr. Richard Mobey explains sudden lapses leading larger ocean mammals astray, and aground.
Family Research Council "Eye to Eye" with Al Qaeda: "Americans are Infidel" - A hitherto unknown pioneering dotcom the center of religious and political storm.
God Moves Goal Posts - The age of plenty upon planet Earth is stressing the fabric of creation. Wrath impending.
Microsoft Expunges English Language - Well, when you got that much cash English is superfluous. They all talk geek-speak anyhow.
Munch's Scream Painting Stolen - Icon painting screams out door. "Plenty of spares" announce proud museum staff.
Munch Screams in Blue Dress - Theories abound. Did Blue Dress plan rendevous with Scream and Maddonna?
Z-List Publisher Weasels Off Fatwa - Sheep Overboard publisher has done it again. "I thought 'Muslim' was that cloth my mum used" (sigh). Also: z-lister serves US press.
U.S. Foreign Policy Serve from Z-List Publisher - Sheep Overboard publisher mouth-first again, wooing American network and 'embedded' press.
Sheep Overboard Inaugural Page - Nothing really, just something you should know before you die.