Z-List Publisher Weasels off Fatwa

SheepOverboard reporter spills beans on boss ~ "I thought 'Muslim' was a cloth - my Mum made clothes with it when I was a kid" he squealed pathetically

Threats to sheepoverboard publisher failed to materialise after several Muslim religious councils labelled the website "pathetic, even for infidels".

Internet surfers, having wasting precious bookmark space, expressed bitter disappointment. "I can't believe this guy is so weird he hasn't even got any enemies".

This reporter's shameful duty to defend his boss, lowly-regarded webmeister of www.sheepoverboard.com, is undertaken reluctantly. I don't care who wants to top him. This e-zine serves a greater purpose that he'll never see: to (covertly) champion the noble Ovine flock.

I believe (a word missing from his vocabulary) it was this e-zine's (ie, MY) dedication to these fluffy ruminants that saved his furry neck.