(No-one cared so we made ‘em up)
"Crikey she ain’t " … Crikey.com.au
"Brought tears to our eyes – sorta like a real onion " … TheOnion.com
"Truly in a category of its own – go there and you’ll die" … KillerSites.com
"They’re so sad. We started sending them aid packages" … oxfam.org
"Seems some of their material is fabricated and the rest made up. We should know" … nytimes.com
"Infidels at their most Godless" … alQaedaTimes.com
"God at his most infidel" … ChristianTimes.com
"I was embarrassed. Friends thought it was yet another website I knocked up over the weekend" … TheSatirist.com
"Wasted nearly a minute looking for the humor, then realized a reviewer was playing a joke on us" … WorldsFunniestWebsites.com.au
"Waste of bandwidth" … w3.org
"Jihad against these Godless dogs who have displaced us from Google #1 as most tasteless and moronic reason for a website!" … InfidelsMustDie.com
".. validation of we Netizens who believe the Internet has attained cold cliché caliber" … InternetPuristsAndSnobs.com
"We have no policies that restrict indexing pathetic content" … google.com
"We get our listings from Google – blame them" … go.com
"One of the worst websites we’ve ever seen … no, the worst" … PCUser.com
".. and we thought that Texan was nauseating" … ColinPowellFansite.com
"We love ‘em. They bought 50GB bandwidth and haven’t even hit 5MB " … hostingnow.com
"I was really pissed wasting time on the review … now we blame their listing for being the end of us" … (former) zeal.com
"Thanks to that idiotic story we’re making a motza – and hey, we’re not even a real website!" … noise2news.com
"Probably the first website we ever kicked off our servers for other than spam" … SiteBuildIt.com
"At ranking 8,455,763,299, natural selection at work in cyberspace" … Alexa.com
"My God, I thought we were bad" … useit.com
