About Us
Ancient insistence greets weary travellers with food, conversation and warm company. Like-minded, Oztralya.com generously extends camaraderie to strangers peering curiously this way … perhaps puzzling at Australia’s enigmatic blend of lofty alacrity lacking moral means.
Mission
To greet the ‘foreigner’ with warm welcoming words, mischievous offerings of potted analysis, and cheeky advisories about this wide brown land and its truly odd people.
To explain to our alien friends the hidden and deeply sinister meaning of those disturbing reports about ‘down-under’ - if, that is, one trusts the the laid-back wherewithal of an imperturbable cloister of larrikin layabouts.
To provide an easily-digestible and farcical review of nationally significant daily events in this carnivale-caricature that is Oztralya.
To project a commonsense though ideologically-tainted view of life at the top, from low-life at the bottom.
Motivation
Though our ancestors pondered the universe of stars, we at Oztralya.com gaze slightly lower than the heavens to seek understanding of merely the world - in particular, this parochial, flat, greedy little part of it called Australia.
Dear intending visitor/immigrant, do not confuse this brochure-governed farce for a civilized nation! Ignorance is awash in this great southern land, democracy a pale shadow of its constitution, citizens infuriatingly heedless and complacent - ugly if disturbed - and the government arrogant and spiteful.
Former convict colony cum commercial cornucopia, Oztralya now resembles a collective of pillaging frontier townships so bereft of perspective it now back-trades hard-won twentieth-century grandeur for trinkets of manufacture, dumbly bartering assets and infrastructure as a small child might hock his dead mother’s diamond ring for PlayStation.
In such intellectual wastelands, relief for the reflective lives only in derision-guilded parody.
Methodology
It comprises opinion pieces, page-long rants with seeping generalizations of little fact, less detail - but our perspective is without peer!
Oztralya.com fastidiously employs fair-use plagiarism formed from furtive theft of mainstream positing. Our lip-service to copyright finds keywords nocuously switched in farcical frenzy.
It’s our ranting lot in life to EXTRAPOLATE, to purvey the probable, indulge "what-if’s" based on consensus retrospective collation.
Anyway, who would know the full facts of any given issue? Who could? Even those intimately involved in historic kerfuffles never knew the full extent of machinations, manoeuvrings and collusion that passed within a whisker (or whisper) of their collar.
Even veteran insiders’ genius takes on current events is awry given the full picture - which none ever has. No-one knows the truth, not perhaps even God - who would surely smite us, were he to. No amount of research, analysis, or historical proof-reading, can explain the affairs of mankind, anymore than technical analysis explains the stock market.
Ultimately you take it all at face value, sum the vectors, read the tea leaves, spin the bone and point the finger.
And live with your conclusions, they’re as good as anyone else’s.