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Tweets from the Camel Toe on Sep 30 2017

by Ewen Shearer | ˜

Not since Clampett’s tribe pitched camp by an up-market cement pond has this great nation of exceptionalism so derisively mocked, to mask a swelling pride. As strongmen go, the vulgarian whose Olds 37 so rarely oilstains the Pennsylvania Avenue driveway is “par for the course.” As criminal egos ...

Roadkill on Pennsylvania Avenue on Mar 3 2012

by Ewen Shearer | ˜

I have a question Do presidents, on the first day of office, alight the yellow bus at 1600 Pennsylvania, down socks, defiantly swagger up the driveway, plastic lunchbox replete with jelly sandwich and apple, sidle to the Resolute desk, penknife poised to carve initials in that ...

A Statesmanlike Negro on Jan 21 2009

by Ewen Shearer | ˜

Hand resting on the gilt-edged burgundy Bible used by President Abraham Lincoln in 1861, Barack Hussein Obama became the 44th president of the United States. He was the first African-American, and first Hawaiian-born, to hold this highest office in the land of the once-free. … our power alone ...

President Hands it to Marine One on Mar 7 2004

by Ewen Shearer | ˜

He loves a joke”, confides the First Lady –  “.. but one day it went horribly wrong!” WASHINGTON – The sound is still reverberating through White House grounds, the Rose Garden, the West Wing, down Pennsylvania Avenue, the kitchen (definitely the kitchen) – and even, ...